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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by First Blood, Mar 15, 2017.

  1. First Blood

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    Gerard Butler struggling for work.
     
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  2. TheMonolith

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    You know, the comedy section is exactly where this belongs.
     
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  3. Eva

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    The Asylum are making films for Warner Bros/Skydance now?

    I had to google this shitfucker. Its release date has been postponed 3 times already and they spent $15m on extensive reshoots (probably because the studio realized that the movie is a pile of maggot excrement).
     
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  4. orchidal

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    Hollywood in general is basically making Asylum Films knockoffs now
     
  5. TheMonolith

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    Just a phase. Hollywopd always goes through phases thst last about 10 to 15 years. In the 30s it was Westerns. In the 60s it was musicals. 70s was disaster movies and so forth.
     
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  7. Eva

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    Principal photography was apparently concluded 25 months ago. Credited director Dean Devlin has had zero involvement with the extensive reshoots. Members of the cast has also been recast, after principal photography wrapped.

    I think we have a Gods Of Egypt tier stinker here...
     
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  8. First Blood

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    Two years ago this trash was filmed?!
     
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    A storm threatens the U.S president forcing Gerard Butler to save the day by stabbing the storm in the head
     
  10. Eva

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    Yeah, well it isn't the first time that a studio has shelved a completed film for months/years, because they knew it was garbage...

    50/50 chance it will be pushed again and dumped in January or February aka 'the dead zone'. I'm an annoying dickhead
     

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