Discussion in 'Sci-Fi/Fantasy Cinema' started by Omega, Jul 12, 2015.
For self punishing completist reasons only, fucko!
Yeah keep telling yourself that
he still denies his deeply erotic desire for G98
Hold up guys, I think I've just stumbled upon a major worldwide conspiracy. Now you might think this is ridiculous, but hear me out okay? Cause I'm about to blow your fucking minds.
"Okay so what Dank? They just have the same word in the title, big whoop! This is just another elaborate shit post."
Well that's where you're wrong fucker cause I have this!
Why the fuck would they be coming out the same year unless it was leading to something? Maybe even one series becoming more like another cause as we all know most modern directors nowadays play actual real video games and not just some arcade shit.
But wait! THERE'S MORE!
In Monster Hunter lore the downfall of an ancient civilization occurred cause they started weaponizing dragons and shit. What's the story of these new movies? Ingen trying to weaponize dinosaurs and shit.
AND IT GOES EVEN DEEPER, LOOK!
"So what? It's just the T-rex." I bet is what you're thinking isn't it?
Well then CHECK THIS OUT!
ANOTHER T-REX AND THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY STRANGELY ACCURATE TO THE REAL ANIMAL? SO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
BUT WAIT IT KEEPS GOING!
WHOSE THE NEW COMER TO THE FRANCHISE AFTER IT'S CHANGED GEAR?
THIS GUY! CARNOTAURUS, BABY!
BUT! GUESS WHO WAS THE LAST MAIN NEW COMER TO A MONSTER HUNTER BEFORE IT CHANGED GEAR?
GLAVENUS! LITERALLY A FUCKING CARNOTAURUS!
Now you're thinking I'm crazy and this joke has to have an end? Well fuck you, here's the final kicker, the single nail in the coffin that makes my argument valid and blows your goddamn mind harder than when I bust a nut to the Hex Maniac.
Both of these things with World in the tittle have blue color coded raptors!
IT'S OVER LADIES AND GENTLE MEN JURASSIC WORLD IS JUST A SLOW EVENTUAL TRANSITION TO MONSTER HUNTER AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED THIS WHOLE TIME!
IF YOU NEED A YEAR IT'S 2017 JUST PLEASE DON'T LET THE HOUSE DO THE SCARY THING
On a recent clip.
Blue is basically.. raptor-Lassie.
This is also just Monster Hunter Stories where there's tamed monsters that are your friendos.
I can keep this going.
I can't believe dank has seen Twin Peaks but blabel hasnt
i'm too busy...
been perfecting the art of shitposting.
4 dumb fucking teasers, why?
this is how you market billion dollar franchises now.
+ chris pratt and bryce in talk shows like ellen, jimmy kimmel...
No one with a comptor watches TV anymore though!
How much did you get paid to be in the movie Space Sweeper
How convenient. A volcano suddenly pops up on Isla Nublar.
That's that with the Carnotaur I guess. I assume the Indoraptors and Baryonyx are the main bad guys?
I still think it looks cool though, #optimistic #fuckoff
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