Jurassic Park

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  1. tbeasley

    tbeasley Part of the scenery

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    For self punishing completist reasons only, fucko! alexjonesangery
     
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  2. Omega

    Omega Part of the scenery Premier Raiju Defamer

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    Yeah keep telling yourself that
     
  3. tbeasley

    tbeasley Part of the scenery

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  4. Omega

    Omega Part of the scenery Premier Raiju Defamer

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    he still denies his deeply erotic desire for G98
     
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    danklos Part of the scenery Furry

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    Hold up guys, I think I've just stumbled upon a major worldwide conspiracy. Now you might think this is ridiculous, but hear me out okay? Cause I'm about to blow your fucking minds.
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    "Okay so what Dank? They just have the same word in the title, big whoop! This is just another elaborate shit post."
    Well that's where you're wrong fucker cause I have this!
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    Why the fuck would they be coming out the same year unless it was leading to something? Maybe even one series becoming more like another cause as we all know most modern directors nowadays play actual real video games and not just some arcade shit.
    But wait! THERE'S MORE!
    In Monster Hunter lore the downfall of an ancient civilization occurred cause they started weaponizing dragons and shit. What's the story of these new movies? Ingen trying to weaponize dinosaurs and shit.
    AND IT GOES EVEN DEEPER, LOOK!
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    "So what? It's just the T-rex." I bet is what you're thinking isn't it?
    Well then CHECK THIS OUT!
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    ANOTHER T-REX AND THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY STRANGELY ACCURATE TO THE REAL ANIMAL? SO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
    BUT WAIT IT KEEPS GOING!
    WHOSE THE NEW COMER TO THE FRANCHISE AFTER IT'S CHANGED GEAR?
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    THIS GUY! CARNOTAURUS, BABY!
    BUT! GUESS WHO WAS THE LAST MAIN NEW COMER TO A MONSTER HUNTER BEFORE IT CHANGED GEAR?
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    GLAVENUS! LITERALLY A FUCKING CARNOTAURUS!
    Now you're thinking I'm crazy and this joke has to have an end? Well fuck you, here's the final kicker, the single nail in the coffin that makes my argument valid and blows your goddamn mind harder than when I bust a nut to the Hex Maniac.
    Both of these things with World in the tittle have blue color coded raptors!
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    IT'S OVER LADIES AND GENTLE MEN JURASSIC WORLD IS JUST A SLOW EVENTUAL TRANSITION TO MONSTER HUNTER AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED THIS WHOLE TIME!
     
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    Space Sweeper Space Patrol Staff Member Cyberfunk

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  7. danklos

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    IF YOU NEED A YEAR IT'S 2017 JUST PLEASE DON'T LET THE HOUSE DO THE SCARY THING
     
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  8. Alex Jones

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    On a recent clip.

    Blue is basically.. raptor-Lassie.


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  9. danklos

    danklos Part of the scenery Furry

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    This is also just Monster Hunter Stories where there's tamed monsters that are your friendos. :thinking:
    I can keep this going. ayyshh
     
  10. Stanley Kuteprik

    Stanley Kuteprik Alecto Throop #1 Fan...in 4K!!!!! nukepepe ULTRA BULLY 9000x

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    I can't believe dank has seen Twin Peaks but blabel hasnt

    pathetic!
     
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  11. Alex Jones

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    i'm too busy...

    been perfecting the art of shitposting.
     
  12. ShadowPred

    ShadowPred M.A.N.T.I.S. Staff Member Suicide Squad

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    4 dumb fucking teasers, why?
     
  13. Alex Jones

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    this is how you market billion dollar franchises now.

    zidk

    + chris pratt and bryce in talk shows like ellen, jimmy kimmel...
     
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    ShadowPred M.A.N.T.I.S. Staff Member Suicide Squad

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    No one with a comptor watches TV anymore though! BabyRage
     
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    Mikasa Part of the scenery Suicide Squad 11 year old

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  16. danklos

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    FUCKING DINOSAURS Kreygasm
     
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    yikes
    that was

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    How convenient. A volcano suddenly pops up on Isla Nublar.
     
  20. tbeasley

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    That's that with the Carnotaur I guess. I assume the Indoraptors and Baryonyx are the main bad guys?
    I still think it looks cool though, #optimistic #fuckoff
     

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